by JLC24 September 1, 2018
Get the thunderstart mug.A legendary sex act in which no less than four people attempt to climax inside of an active indoor skydiving wind tunnel that has been darkened and filled with sexual implements. Traditionally during the act lubricant is "precipitated" into the tunnel and a strobe light is flashed periodically until all participants have achieved an orgasm.
The local swingers club is trying to cap off the year with a puzzle in a thunderstorm on New Year's Eve.
by Mister Destructo November 15, 2016
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This requires some moral fortitude to successfully pull off. If you don't REALLY want to do it, you straight up won't. This is an act of breaking up or ensuring that the girl/guy you do this to NEVER calls you again.
1. You have to have sex with them first, other wise it's just not as effective.
2. After sex when they're asleep you've gotta take a crap somewhere other than the toilet.
3. Here's where the moral fortitude comes in, you'll need a ladder first and some thing to pick up your crap with.
4. Pick up your excrement and place it on top of the fan blades, spread it out, the smaller the pieces the better the effect.
5. Once all of your crap is safely on the fan blades get dressed and gather up all of your belongings in order to make a quick escape (did I mention this can only be done at their house, NOT your's.)
6. Start flicking the lights on and off and screaming until your unfortunate victim wakes up, once they start moving and moaning turn the fan to max and sprint the fuck out of there.
7. Never agree to meet them in person ever again as you'll be promptly castrated or killed.
8. If done right and fast enough the majority of the walls and floor near the corners will have little flecks of crap EVERYWHERE. If done wrong it might fall off the fan before you start, or it will create a few lumps of crap that are relatively easy to clean up.
TIP: if you feel like you may have taken to much time or your stool was a little dry it's okay to wet the fan blades before you turn it on.
1. You have to have sex with them first, other wise it's just not as effective.
2. After sex when they're asleep you've gotta take a crap somewhere other than the toilet.
3. Here's where the moral fortitude comes in, you'll need a ladder first and some thing to pick up your crap with.
4. Pick up your excrement and place it on top of the fan blades, spread it out, the smaller the pieces the better the effect.
5. Once all of your crap is safely on the fan blades get dressed and gather up all of your belongings in order to make a quick escape (did I mention this can only be done at their house, NOT your's.)
6. Start flicking the lights on and off and screaming until your unfortunate victim wakes up, once they start moving and moaning turn the fan to max and sprint the fuck out of there.
7. Never agree to meet them in person ever again as you'll be promptly castrated or killed.
8. If done right and fast enough the majority of the walls and floor near the corners will have little flecks of crap EVERYWHERE. If done wrong it might fall off the fan before you start, or it will create a few lumps of crap that are relatively easy to clean up.
TIP: if you feel like you may have taken to much time or your stool was a little dry it's okay to wet the fan blades before you turn it on.
Kenny: you know that fat bitch linda who's been sweating me for the past month?
Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?
Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!
Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?
Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!
Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
by keifer jennings May 20, 2008
Get the dirty thunderstorm mug.The act of rapidly assualting your sexual partner with your testicals, usually during a very rough period of sexual activity.
Sue : Hey Carrie, what happened to your face!?!
Carrie : Just between you and me, Bill gave me a Genital-Thunderstorm when I wasn't expecting it last night.
Sue : You have to watch out for those!
Carrie : Just between you and me, Bill gave me a Genital-Thunderstorm when I wasn't expecting it last night.
Sue : You have to watch out for those!
by Thoriail July 31, 2013
Get the Genital-Thunderstorm mug.A drinking game wheres the song thunderstruck by AC/DC is played. The people playing are arranged in a circle. Every time "thunder" is said in the song the person has to chug their beer until the song says "thunder" again. Then the next person has to drink. This is repeated until the song is over.
by Beer Lover May 2, 2010
Get the Thunderstruck mug.the act of someone taking a shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower. More notably, when someone takes a very smelly, loud shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower.
Person 1 - "I was in the middle of the most awesome shower this morning, and all of a sudden I hear a fucking fart. I looked around the curtain and Steve's sitting there with his pants around his ankles, shitting his goddamn brains out. I swear the fumes burnt my fucking eyes."
Person 2 - "Ewww...you got caught in the middle of a fuckin' Jersey Thunderstorm."
Person 1 - "Yeah... no shit.... no pun intended."
Person 2 - "Ewww...you got caught in the middle of a fuckin' Jersey Thunderstorm."
Person 1 - "Yeah... no shit.... no pun intended."
by kamikazeproject November 27, 2009
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"No. Why?"
"I thought I heard thunder."
"Oh... That was me. I farted a Thunderfart."
"No. Why?"
"I thought I heard thunder."
"Oh... That was me. I farted a Thunderfart."
by Azeroth98 July 31, 2013
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