thunderkiss 

Verb - Thunderkiss
To give unforgetably amazing or brutal oral sex, sometimes referring to deep throating. Thunderkissing is usually given by a prostitute or some other promiscuous female, so using it as a command or suggection would also subtly imply said female was a whore.

Noun- Thunderkiss(er)
1. The act of thunkderkissing.

2 A synonym for cocksucker, also used in the place of slut.

Guy 1: "I used to have something for Sheryl, but I heard she's thunderkissed every other guy in this school."

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I have to admit, it was some good thunderkiss."

Guy 1: "Great, now there's no way I'm going out with that thunderkisser."

thunderkiss by Michael D. S. October 15, 2007

Thunderkiss 

When two people turn around, bend over, touch cheeks and simultaneously fart.

Bro, I walked in on Paddy and Lil Dan doing a Thunderkiss. The paint was peeling off the walls.

Thunderkiss by The Real Detective June 28, 2025

thunderpiss 

A thunderously loud (hence the name) stream of piss that is unleashed in either of the following two situations:

1) When you first wake up in the morning and have to piss so badly that you feel like your bladder is about to explode;

2) After you have consumed an abundance of alcohol in a relatively short period of time.

1) John woke up this morning, immediately staggered into the bathroom and proceeded to cut loose a devastating stream of thunderpiss.

2) After Frank polished off the coffee pot full of whiskey and coke in less than an hour, he sprayed the sidewalk with thunderpiss.

thunderpiss by Roy "McClane" Rogers Part Deux May 27, 2011

ThunderKing

Is the king of thunder/lightning, obviously

Also known as Lightning Fang.

There is nothing much known to this guy except that his staff has a carved word in it (which was Omlang)

Legends say, he kills his opponent in a blink of an eye.

Boy: Ahh its raining

Thief: Who cares, now give me your wallet youngster

/Whitish-Blue Lightning strikes to the thief from the skies.

Boy: Woot, I guess I was saved by the ThunderKing

ThunderKing by Lightning Dragon of the East January 12, 2011

Thunderpussy 

A legendary method of fingering a pussy with a certain hand positioning where the pinky, middle finger, and thumb are expanded while the index and ring fingers are folded into the palm. The thumb is the dolphin which rapidly and effectively stimulates the clitoral region. The middle finger is then inserted into the vaginal crevice, and last but not least, the pinky enters the forbidden valley aka the rectum. The official method is commonly called the telephone, where you insert pinky and middle finger first, also called "picking up the telephone" and then position thumb downwards toward clitoral region as if you are hanging up the telelphone; and repeat. The whole process of thunderpussy is also known as TJ or thunderpussy job.

"Did you see Gerald thunderpussy that young hussy at the club?"
"Oh yeah! How long was the telephone call for?"
"They were up all night!"
"I bet his fingers wreak of ass and tuna!"

Thunderpussy by Chink and a Jew February 7, 2007

Thunderkitten 

Referring or describing to a really hot/sexy young girl/teenager/tween (high school cheerleader, hs volleyballah, Selena Gomez) but due to extracurricular activities; one who just woke up; no makeup on, that looks like shit.

-"Damnn did you see Selena Gomez w/o makeup on Variety? She looked like a thunderkitten!"
-"Dude, your lil sister looks like a thunderkitten."
-"No matter how much makeup she can put on herself, Miley Cyrus will ALWAYS look; be a thunderkitten."

Thunderkitten by DaveyRage December 16, 2010

Thunderass Siren 

What Mason McMahon called Minneapolis before riding his tractor to record the thunderbolt siren

Now were gonna go film... the thu- the thunderass siren *vrrrooooom bitchhhh*

Thunderass Siren by bigbootybitches655 September 14, 2020