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thunderpiss 

A thunderously loud (hence the name) stream of piss that is unleashed in either of the following two situations:

1) When you first wake up in the morning and have to piss so badly that you feel like your bladder is about to explode;

2) After you have consumed an abundance of alcohol in a relatively short period of time.
1) John woke up this morning, immediately staggered into the bathroom and proceeded to cut loose a devastating stream of thunderpiss.

2) After Frank polished off the coffee pot full of whiskey and coke in less than an hour, he sprayed the sidewalk with thunderpiss.

aluminum thunderflush 

A tankless toilet (usually made from stainless steel but not always) that has an exceptionally powerful flush; such toilets are known to devour things like paper towels, socks, full rolls of rollios -- items which would clog up an ordinary shitbowl.

Suicide-resistant prison combys (they are made of metal and have a lavatory on top & a seatless toilet below; almost exclusively found in jail & prison cells) are thought to have been the originator for the phrase, "aluminum thunderflush".
Hey John!
Want to see something kewl?
Come over here and look at this...{places the end of a roll of bungwipe into the toilet water, flushes}. Check out how fast this aluminum thunderflush devours a whole roll of TP!!! See, it ate the whole roll with just two flushes!!!
aluminum thunderflush by Telephony September 7, 2013

tinderfishing 

The act of passing off a picture of an attractive (sexy) person as a picture of you to troll people on tinder.
Kirk: Look at this hot girl I've been texting with on tinder! We might hook up this weekend.

Me: Do a reverse image search, it's probably some guy tinderfishing.
tinderfishing by Spoondingo August 26, 2014

thunderCash

thundercash- a. To have the worst possible poker skillz a human can have.
Dude You really "thundercashed" that hand, u sux
thunderCash by tanman67 January 21, 2009

Thunderfest 

A particularly loud, dangerous, or exciting thunderstorm with lots of rain, lightning, and thunder.
I didn't have track today because the rainy conditions of the thunderfest made it too unfit to run outside.

thunderfingers 

nickname for the who's bass player, john entwistle, see also the ox
Thunderfingers is the greatest bass player that ever lived. Period.
thunderfingers by mike December 1, 2004