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thunderturds 

A unique defecation situation which is characterized by the rapid release of waste from the person's bowels-due to abnormal relaxation of the intestinal muscles, a chemical inbalance in the intestines and surplus gas buildup.

Due to the rapid release of fecal matter from the bowels, the proverbial plug of this high-pressure system is removed. What ensues is a wildcat release of pressure which is manifested in the form of flatulence that is extraordinarily foul, putrid and in most cases, loud.
"Thunderturds. Because after a lightning, there's thunder."

"This is the Center for Disease Control, Johnston's got thunderturds again, quarantine the area."

Thundertard 

A person whose retardation level is so far beyond regular retardation levels that it is as obvious and unquestionable as thunder.
He slapped a gorilla while wearing a sombrero and pushing a baby in a shopping cart and smoking? What a thundertard!
Thundertard by Thugbug April 21, 2014

thundrtard 

The epitome of retard.
You are such a thundrtard.
Stop being such a thundrtard.
thundrtard by Fife, Barney September 1, 2008

thunderturds 

Defecation accompanied by loud and evil-smelling flatulence.
Stay out of the toilet for a while folks, Kevin's got thunderturds again.
thunderturds by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003

Thunderturd 

Mozilla's idea of yet another shitty, literaly, email client.
Thunderturd, its some powerful shit!
Thunderturd by Habacka Habama February 17, 2009

thunderturds 

Nuggets that are so hard to get out, one must let out a thundurous roar to help the nuggets fly from ones ass
Damn, joe must have the thunderturds cuz he is yellin!
thunderturds by THAPOOPMASTA February 16, 2004
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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