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thunder shot 

I heard 15 dudes pounded your ass.
Yeah it was a straight thunder shot.
thunder shot by Papa_L April 5, 2011
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Thundershit 

1. When you're in the stall taking a shit, and the sounds coming from your asshole are so foul and repulsive, that you are too embarrassed to come out of the stall and face the other people in the bathroom.
Joe: That guy sure has been in there a long time.
Lawson: He's taking a thundershit, he doesn't want to come out and have us see his face.
Thundershit by Lsquaredcomic March 21, 2010

Thundershit 

An explosive shit. One that is very loud and or violent.
After eating 6 pieces of pizza plus 5 chicken wings at the pizza lunch buffet, Eric had to go back to the office and take a thundershit in the company bathroom stinking it up for so long that his co-workers could not use it for more than 35 minutes.
Thundershit by Victor E. May 15, 2006

Thundershit 

When your pet makes a spontaneous bowel movement due to extreme fear of thunderstorms.
The only damage I had to clean up after the storm was my dog's thundershit.
Thundershit by RubyHellwater April 2, 2017

ThundershockeD 

Historically this word was first introduced to the english language at teh turn of the 18th century.

I was used to describe someone who is omnipotent or omniscient.
ThundershockeD is God
ThundershockeD by Faceysam April 17, 2005

Thundershitz 

Another word for an epic Thunderstorm. Thundershitz are characterized by large, heavy, warm drops of rain accompanied by big BOOM BOOM BOOMs of thunder.
"Oh man, what the hell! It wasn't supposed to rain so hard today! These thundershitz are killing my plans"
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