thunder fuck

to be thouroughly screwed in any situation or to copulate in an extremely violent manner.

Man, I didn't study for the test. I'm gonna be thunder fucked!

Mrs. Johnson's gonna thunder fuck me!

by BadDewd August 28, 2003

thunder fuck

the dankeyist dank dank this side of the century

holy thunder fuck!!!!........bat man...

by thunderfuck himself October 16, 2005

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

When you shove a salmon half way up your ass and you let a grizzly bear eat it out while you fuck an Eskimo

Johnny did the Alaskan thunder fuck with Akna and “Ben” from Grizzly Adams while on vacation in the Inuit Village.

by Peeps1982 September 11, 2021

Thunder Fucking Kush

The greatest species of weed known to mankind. Grown in a small hick town named Mukwonago. This shit puts you on the floor after one hit.

I just smoked some thunder fucking kush and I cant feel my legs anymore

by The Toking Toker November 29, 2009

Collossal Thunder Fuck

Noun. A Collossal Thunder Fuck is a term that applies to a women of the obese variety engaging in sexual intercourse with a skinny man.
Adjective. Extremely potent Marijuana

"I enjoy the bigger women, I would like to get my skinny ass a Collossal Thunderfuck under my belt before i ship out to Afghanistan"

"This Marijuana smells delectable". "Yeah i know, It's some collossal thunder fuck for sure.

by NSROOP May 17, 2010

cock juggling thunder fuck

A real fucktard who owes money to his friend but never gives him the money, and goes given gum to little bitches.

Gabe: Where tf my money?
Terrence: I aint got yo money nigga
Gabe: well suck my dick then!
Terrence: I think the fuck not
Gabe: well get my money by sucking other peoples dick, or ill have my kkk Nation come burn you.
Terrence: NO
Gabe: your a real cock juggling thunder fuck you know that?

by MasterSlayer December 05, 2017

bald head thunder fuck

One who is bald and tends to tweak out a lot.

Person 1: My life is terrible
Person 2: shut the fuck up you bald head thunder fuck

by ForTehKenny August 06, 2012