thunder fuck 

to be thouroughly screwed in any situation or to copulate in an extremely violent manner.

Man, I didn't study for the test. I'm gonna be thunder fucked!

Mrs. Johnson's gonna thunder fuck me!

thunder fuck by BadDewd August 28, 2003

thunder fuck 

the dankeyist dank dank this side of the century

holy thunder fuck!!!!........bat man...

thunder fuck by thunderfuck himself October 16, 2005

cock juggling thunder fuck 

A real fucktard who owes money to his friend but never gives him the money, and goes given gum to little bitches.

Gabe: Where tf my money?
Terrence: I aint got yo money nigga
Gabe: well suck my dick then!
Terrence: I think the fuck not
Gabe: well get my money by sucking other peoples dick, or ill have my kkk Nation come burn you.
Terrence: NO
Gabe: your a real cock juggling thunder fuck you know that?

cock juggling thunder fuck by MasterSlayer December 5, 2017

Alaskan Thunder Fuck 

When you shove a salmon half way up your ass and you let a grizzly bear eat it out while you fuck an Eskimo

Johnny did the Alaskan thunder fuck with Akna and “Ben” from Grizzly Adams while on vacation in the Inuit Village.

Alaskan Thunder Fuck by Peeps1982 September 11, 2021

bald head thunder fuck 

One who is bald and tends to tweak out a lot.

Person 1: My life is terrible
Person 2: shut the fuck up you bald head thunder fuck

bald head thunder fuck by ForTehKenny August 6, 2012

Collossal Thunder Fuck 

Noun. A Collossal Thunder Fuck is a term that applies to a women of the obese variety engaging in sexual intercourse with a skinny man.
Adjective. Extremely potent Marijuana

"I enjoy the bigger women, I would like to get my skinny ass a Collossal Thunderfuck under my belt before i ship out to Afghanistan"

"This Marijuana smells delectable". "Yeah i know, It's some collossal thunder fuck for sure.

Collossal Thunder Fuck by NSROOP May 17, 2010

Fuck you thunder 

A song that he’s in the hit movie TEd they sing fuck you thunder you can suck my dick and shit like that man

Person one I’m scared of thunder Person to just saying fuck you stand or you can suck my dick you’re not scary because you’re fucking dumb I guess I’m sorry I don’t know the full information OK Fuck you Thunder

Fuck you thunder by Bigppman27 November 8, 2020