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Thumb me 

Encourage a friend to send you a SMS on their cell phone/mobile. The thumb being the key finger used in texting a message.
Mary thumb me the details once I finish this cell phone call.
Thumb me by el cee June 21, 2007
Word of the Day on September 1, 2008
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Thumb me 

The request for an anal thumbing.
Sara: "Thumb me, John!"

John *Thumbs Sara's ass*
Thumb me by metalogic November 2, 2008

Thumb Me 

To put your thumb in an unwanted place.

You would never say "Hey, thumb me"

The only time to use this phrase is when saying "Omfg please don't thumb me"
Thumb Me by Gittyyyy October 20, 2008

Thumb me 

An expression (often used in unison with explicit hand motions) that expresses distase or dislike for something someone has just said/done.

You're basically just telling them to shove their thumb up your anus.
Similar to suck me.
Jason: "Garrett you're a fag."

Garrett: "Aw thumb me dillhole." *Makes a circle with one of his hands as he speaks, similar to balling it into a fist, and then violently shoves the other thumb into said hole*
Thumb me by PimpinPony October 20, 2008

thumb me up! 

To encourage and otherwise exhort a fellow user of the UD to give a "thumbs up" to a word you have just defined/submitted to UD. Being thumbed up can really be a very pleasurable experience, it is said.
Having asked all her friends to click on her definition of figgy, Woofie was satisfied with the thorough thumbing up she received. Some of her friends, however, were thoroughly weary of her constant requests to "Thumb me up!"
thumb me up! by w00fdawg September 23, 2005

thumb me down 

To register disapproval of a definition in the UD by clicking on the icon of the thumb facing downwards.
Woofie was despondent when she found that several of her definitons had received a thumb me down. She had been so happy when she had earlier received a clutch of thumb me up!s. She resolved to never define a word again.........................
thumb me down by w00fdawg September 23, 2005

thumb me dumbly 

Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity
Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are
thumb me dumbly by Hugelymassivedick February 14, 2019
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