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thuglit

"All ages night is full of fuckin thuglits"
by Rikku September 14, 2003
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thugling

Teen or pre-teen gangster "wannabees", typically found in suburban malls instead of truly dangerous neighborhoods. Products of too much MTV2 and too little common sense.
With any luck, most of them will trip down a flight of stairs on their baggy pants and break their necks instead of further infecting society by reproducing.
Tell the manager of The Gap that a herd of thuglings just left the food court and are headed her way!
by CrazyFingers January 26, 2005
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Homo Thuglings

A group of young homosexual thugs. One must watch out, for they are extremely dangerous. Not only do you have to worry about getting a beat down, but also getting fucked while down.

Early warning signs of homo thuglings approaching you include:
Baggy gangster clothes and du-rags, combined with holding hands with other members, and giggling. Kissing is also a give away.

If you spot them before they spot you, hide in an alley, or a bush, or use a Houdini hider.

Stay safe!
The following sentence is being recited in this almost victim's head.

Dude: Oh shit! 10 homo thuglings coming my way, shit did they see me?
pheww they didn't...good, I'll use the Houdini hider, just in time!!
by snipedogg June 2, 2010
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thuglet

Like a real thug, only smaller. Usually age 9-17 year old children who aspire to be a crime lord drug dealing womanizing playa. They take themselves very seriously, attempt to emulate eminem, and are offended when patted on the head or scratched behind their ears. They have very limited vocabularies, so use small words that end with -izzle.
Those kids at the mall wearing oversized jersey's they probably ganked from their older siblings and cockeyed baseball caps. Usually scrawny kids with scowling faces.
by Kaoptix February 6, 2005
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Thuglette

children trying to dress or act like gangsters or thugs
Stan:Damn, look at those 12 year old gangsters getting off that bus!

Fran: I know, this town is overrun with thuglettes.
by list-easy October 9, 2008
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suburban thuglife

when 40 something men and their soccer mom wifes who normally are very law abiding break laws and rules, not by being gangster but by intitling themselves, and feeling like theyre above said laws and rules. this usually occurs by the sense of impowerment that comes from being middle managment, and driving a honda accord. this also seems to only happen in packs, as suburbanites are very meek when solo. alcohol also seems to directly related
bringing glass into the pool area, smoking in non smoking areas, parking in handicapped spots while they run into starbucks or the mall for 3 hours, mothers of two kids taking their tops off at john mayer concerts, driving home competely hammered from said concert, beating their wifes after a bad day at work.

bystanded witnesses a soccer mom park her minivan in the fire lane while she runs in for her venti triple double foam sextuple shot mocha creampie latte

bystander to friend: "thats suburban thuglife"
by maafaacker July 8, 2009
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THUGLIFE

"The Hate You Give Little Infants Fucks Everyone." ~Tu Pac
The Fear of Crack Babies and the poor are examples of THUGLIFE.
by Born again Atheist March 31, 2003
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