thstick 

extra thick like grotesquely oversize obese

i'm so thstick

thstick by st.fatty March 25, 2019

testick 

after a day of hard work when your balls stick to your legs

dude1: man, im so sweaty after today! dude2: i know! me too! i have a bad case of testick!

testick by 1337 |/\|4|\| January 5, 2009

Testickies 

Often associated with a severe case of swalls/mustynut, a condition in which ones scrote will stick to the sides of the thighs. This normally causes the victim to do a quick "lift and shift" or a silly leg twitch, on the sly, while walking.

It was so hot outside yesterday that my swalls developed into an unbeatable case of testickies.

Testickies by Blackie Meditz January 23, 2007

Tastickle 

When the taste buds in the back of your mouth get hit fast and hard by a strong flavor.

I drank that lemon juice and it punched me hard in my tastickle!

Tastickle by Lorbee May 22, 2020

testickle 

To tickle one with a testicle.

What's that testicle doing in my armpit?

testickle by devil herder July 11, 2004

testickles 

Adj:

1. Playful game in which a person named Tes is tickled.

2. The sexual act of gently stroking the testicles in order to produce a favourable outcome for the male in question. Overuse of this practice has led to an increased incidence of blueballs according to the North American Medical Journal.

Henry: Darling would you please perform some testickles on me?
Florence: Of course dear, just let me shave my knuckles first.

testickles by Superlicks February 9, 2010

TesticKleaze 

An unguent used for the relief of dry, itchy, or otherwise uncomfortable scrotums.

"Every man needs to feel like a man."

"Damn, my sack itches. Hand me that tube of TesticKleaze, bitch!"

TesticKleaze by Schuermanator July 25, 2009