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throwing jacks

The art of a male jacking off.
That dirty hooker is so hot. Ima throw jacks thinking about that slut tonight. Or, Fuck I was so horny I threw jacks in my car driving home. Or, I am throwing jacks right now looking at myspace.
throwing jacks by T-Fish May 22, 2006

Throwing the jacks down 

I'll be right back, I gotta "throw the jacks down".

throwing a jackson 

(males only) Getting that wasted that your unable to produce sentances, misjudge sexes an hookup with your male bestfriend. The night normally ends up in a shower with a mate.
mark: "dude last night i think i was throwing a jackson but all is good ,i ended up in my backseat with a hot chick "
throwing a jackson by natlie. October 14, 2011

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026