Throw Pillows

There's two definitions of Throw Pillows.
Version #1: Throwing pillows at a slumber party, dolls lingering with stuffed animals.
Version #2: Giggity Giggity, Oh Right!! <-- Hint: Horny parents getting it on.

V1: Timmeh: Dude, those girls look extremely hot throwing pillows. I can see it out my window!

V2: Morgan: Hey boy, wanna throw pillows?
Jay: Huh? Oh well, seems fun.
3 hours later....
Morgan: Zomfg, that was exciting!
Jay: Ah shit, now we've got a mess on our sheets.

by Mnemic August 5, 2008

throw pillow

n. Term used for an individual that is attractive, decorative and serves no functional purpose.

Is she ever going to finish that project?

Don't expect much, she's a throw pillow.

by dreamwalkin March 4, 2009

appalachian throw pillow

The act of fucking ones girlfiend, or wife in the ass, then wiping your dick on his pillow before he comes home, and without him knowing. Usually done to someone for revenge, or out of spite.

My boss is such a dick, i'm giving him an appalachian throw pillow for christmas!!

by welderdoug February 28, 2010

Mongolian throwpillow

A Mongolian throwpillow is when somebody is sleeping and you jump in their bed naked, roll around all over them, and run out of the room.

Fucking gross dude! That Mongolian throwpillow made the whole room smell like buttermilk and crotch!

by beanser January 3, 2006

throwpillow

1. a woman who will preform lewed sexual acts anywhere.
2.a woman with little or no sexual scruples; a complete whore

"Sorry Billy, it tuns out that you were conceived in a subway bathroom. Your mother is a real nasty throwpillow."

by aris22 June 16, 2006

damascus throwpillow

Refers to a particularly ugly and promiscuous girl form the middle east who could or could not have shaven her body for the entire span of her life and if ever engaged in sexual acts deserves to have the pillow case stripped off the pillow and thrown over her head like a paper bag.

I gave the Saudi girl with the horrible face a damascus throwpillow that left her screaming all night

by B+1 November 28, 2007