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thrombocyte by Neir March 25, 2007
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thrombocytopenia
An illness/condition in which you have a low blood platelet count, once a person with that condition, starting to bleed it's almost impossible to stop specially if the platelet count reached 1k
average amount of platlets in the blood is usually around 50k-70k
average amount of platlets in the blood is usually around 50k-70k
Someone: Musta's gonna die...
Someone2: Why?
Someone: he got thrombocytopenia !!
Someone: idfk what that is but sad ok. lol
Someone2: Why?
Someone: he got thrombocytopenia !!
Someone: idfk what that is but sad ok. lol
thrombocytopenia by Mustafabulous July 7, 2019
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Thrombocytopenia
Thrombocytopenia is a condition in which you have a low blood platelet count, Platelets stop bleeding by clumping and forming plugs in blood vessel injuries, which means once a person in such condition bleeds, it's almost impossible to stop the bleeding if it was very low. average is between 60k-120k, if lower than 30k it means dangerous, under 5k is really really bad and in need for treatment asap.
Person1: Mustafa is not coming to school tomorrow..
person2: why?
person1: he caught a dangerous virus called thrombocytopenia
person2: oh wow!!..idk what does that mean but get well soon ayee lmao.
person2: why?
person1: he caught a dangerous virus called thrombocytopenia
person2: oh wow!!..idk what does that mean but get well soon ayee lmao.
Thrombocytopenia by Mustafabulous July 9, 2019
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