by eirollejelor July 10, 2018
A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.
by harrym13 September 30, 2018
Blood product that consists of small cell fragments. They clot to prevent bleeding. Given to patients with severe injuries, surgeries, and cancer. Often confused for plasma.
"Dude, I donated platelets yesterday."
"How much did they pay you?"
"Pay me? Bruh, you're thinking of plasma."
"How much did they pay you?"
"Pay me? Bruh, you're thinking of plasma."
by Doncolorpurple February 06, 2025
PPD is a disorder which extremely patriotic people are diagnosed with, often politicians, the condition reduces the platelets in the body of the patient depending on the political situation of their country.
Nawaz shareef has been diagnosed with Political platelet disorder (PPD) after being convicted or corruption
by blackmagicfrog April 14, 2022