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throatgurt

The thick slimy yogurt like slobber generated by the throat deep-throating a big cock
You don't need the use any store bought lube. If your girl produces throatgurt by deeothroating your cock
throatgurt by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016
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Throatgoat

The absolute queen at giving dome. Better than any other head you’ve gotten.
That girl Jill...total throatgoat.
Throatgoat by LordToot April 30, 2020

Throagurt 

An abbreviation of term "Throat Yogurt"
I gave Erica a healthy shellacking of throagurt.
Throagurt by Cheeseburner March 31, 2010

Throgurt 

A combination of spit and vomit that is brought up by receiving deep oral sex from a woman with a gag reflex
"this girls gag reflex was over reactive, i looked down and there was throgurt all over my schwans"
Throgurt by June0510 August 14, 2009

ThroatGoat

NotMyEqualXXX
NotMyEqual is the THROATGOAT.
ThroatGoat by Oralfan May 30, 2019

lil throatgoat 

The greatest gay rapper there is. He far surpasses the likes of Tyler the Creator and lil nas x. He is best known for his song "in my mouth".
The homie: "ay you want the aux?"
You: "yeah fasho"
lil throatgoat: "I put the penis in my mouth, suckin that dick I got the sauce" *gluck gluck gluck gluck* "How I suck that dick I'm proud"
The homie: "What the fuck is this?"
You: "that heat"
The homie: "get yo fruity ass out my car"

Throatgoat

Person who has exceptional oral skills only to be known as a throat goat
She was the perfect little throatgoat...
Throatgoat by Crystaldawnspeed April 24, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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