three-pronged

Three pronged is when you are really, really, really stoned and you feel like your body has turned into three prongs and a tip: the head is the tip, the two arms are each one prong and the two legs morph into one and together make the third prong.

A variation is when you have 4 prongs. That is so your cunt can breathe and is not like tutankhamun's grave in the valley of kings.

Dude I'm so three-pronged

three-pronged by Gitsy Kat June 30, 2009

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three-pronged

when a guy gets violated by a three-pronged grilling utensil in the ass.

Cameron got three-pronged last night by blake.

three-pronged by slutbaglindsay November 1, 2008

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three-pronged

when a guy gets violated by a three-prong bbq untensil

cameron gets three-pronged by blake every night

three-pronged by bamfzee125 November 4, 2008

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Three pronged attack

When three mates get together to form a strategy on a night out, usually but not always to take down the hottest girl.

Also known as a TPA, with a hand sign showing the three middle fingers.

Boys, strategy for the evening will be a "Three pronged attack"…..first in clear the way, second in make contact and third in take it home. No paper trails.

Three pronged attack by Binga July 4, 2014

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Three pronged assault

Another term for standing on a UK plug

Tom:Gees, I had a three pronged assault during the night.
Sam: oh godinell

Three pronged assault by GD03UHK February 9, 2020

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Three-pronged plan

A thing A-holes think make them more important and solve everything

“I have a three-pronged plan that will solve the divide in American politics”
-Isreal Martinez

Three-pronged plan by Dodyssey January 27, 2022

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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