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When one ponders a thought so intensely that one becomes aroused and must masturbate in order to finish the though
Josh: "Aren't kittens just cat puppies?"
Sam: *violently thoughtsturbates
by therealgobby November 24, 2014
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The act of masturbating to the thought of something arousing, rather than watching/reading it.
I thoughtsturbated to my crush in the shower
by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 19, 2016
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