thont 

a font for thots!

"hey what font are you using"... "oh! its called 'thont'... I use it because i'm a thot!"

thont by juulslongie March 29, 2022

Briggsy's Thong 

The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.

Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.

Briggsy's Thong by Turd Man August 3, 2009

thong swallower 

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.

-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

thong swallower by TakingARideOnTheFailboat September 16, 2010

Póg mo thón 

Irish or Scots Gaelic for: Kiss my ass

A stand alone sentence: "Póg mo thón!"

Póg mo thón by Bad Haggis August 21, 2003

Chowder thong 

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda

Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

Chowder thong by Lisa Kaiser & Julie Carlton March 2, 2011

thonking 

A very smart person. We think. The smart person thonks.

person 1: *says something smart*
person 2: dam, he's thonking while i was thinking.

thonking by Sezziex July 10, 2017

thong 

the word used in Australia, to define flip flops.

eh mate, where you get your thongs from?

thong by mint chip girl May 13, 2011