Thonton

The name given to only true legends. His alternative name is Thor, and he is a champion among friends. Just a great human being who will make anyone’s life better if he is in it. He gives great advice and is wise beyond his years. He likes to party and snores loud.

Her: Hey look there’s Thor!

Her 2: No, common mistake, it is Thonton

Thonton by Bagelbites701 November 28, 2021

Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck 

The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.

"Yo Chev, I just saw someone doing the reverse Thornton asshole dickfuck"

"Damn, he alright?"

Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck by Jerome Momas December 24, 2013

Tonton 

A local hero in the Broadway show, "Once on this Island", often known for breaking awkward silences, saving the day, and being awesome.

In recognition, Tonton has his own holiday "Tontonmas" where young children celebrate by eating large amounts of Waffles.

Pray! Pray! Tonton?

Tonton by TTJ G July 24, 2011

Carlicia Carli Thornton 

Is a young beautiful lady that is persistent to succeed in life.
She's laughs when she feels like crying, prays when she feels like giving up. The baddest thing around town, she's nothing like the girls you ever seen before.

Don't get it twisted though; she's mean as a pitbull and sweet like candy.

Carlicia Carli Thornton

Carlicia Carli Thornton by BOSS LADY5683 August 26, 2011

jack thornton 

A heartless man who has no care for anyone else around him. He is a complete dick head and will definitely rape someone in his future

Wow he's a complete jack Thornton

jack thornton by Camoman November 23, 2016

Big Daddy Thorton 

The holy worm on a string. Spouse to Big Mama Thorton and Lil' Baby Thorton. He glides like no other worm, and his string is oh, so smooth. The color of his fur is the sexiest shade of lime green, everyone should strive to be like him.

Look at Big Daddy Thorton, his tail looks so fine!

Big Daddy Thorton by WormOnAStringWorshiper March 16, 2021

Billy Bong Thornton 

Billy Bong Thornton was the name of the hooka used in the movie Half Baked. This beautiful hooka was only used when all four friends; Thurgood, Brian, Kenny and Scarface, were getting high together. With this hooka came a smoking ritual in which Thurgood, Brian, Kenny and Scarface all removed their shoes in order to smoke.

Thurgood: Dope has arrived fellas, crank out Billy Bong Thornton
Scarface and Brian: YEA!!
Brian: Ohhh, Billy, good to see you man!
Thurgood: Shoe's off!

Billy Bong Thornton by Fraser January 8, 2006