eyeful
eyeful by melancholical_mech March 31, 2005
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eyeful
When one rants online and types up a whole wall of text. There is no exact definition of what an eyeful is despite what the example says below, except that it's a wall of text. (or multiple walls of text.)
The text equivalent of giving one an earful.
The text equivalent of giving one an earful.
Person 1: I dunno how to describe my SO. I've heard from others that there's a good chance that they might be manipulative, possessive, and...
(About 2 to 6 paragraphs later)
Person 1: ... I don't know if it's working out.
Person 2: Shit dude, I'm sorry to hear that.
Person 1: Oh christ, I just realized I gave you an eyeful, sorry about that.
Person 2: No worries.
(About 2 to 6 paragraphs later)
Person 1: ... I don't know if it's working out.
Person 2: Shit dude, I'm sorry to hear that.
Person 1: Oh christ, I just realized I gave you an eyeful, sorry about that.
Person 2: No worries.
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eyeful • Eyeful Tower • Eyefully watching • Mug's eyeful • eye full • eefullanizess • Eyeflavor • eyefucker • Eyefuckery • eyepuls
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An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.
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