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eyeful by melancholical_mech March 31, 2005
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When one rants online and types up a whole wall of text. There is no exact definition of what an eyeful is despite what the example says below, except that it's a wall of text. (or multiple walls of text.)
The text equivalent of giving one an earful.
The text equivalent of giving one an earful.
Person 1: I dunno how to describe my SO. I've heard from others that there's a good chance that they might be manipulative, possessive, and...
(About 2 to 6 paragraphs later)
Person 1: ... I don't know if it's working out.
Person 2: Shit dude, I'm sorry to hear that.
Person 1: Oh christ, I just realized I gave you an eyeful, sorry about that.
Person 2: No worries.
(About 2 to 6 paragraphs later)
Person 1: ... I don't know if it's working out.
Person 2: Shit dude, I'm sorry to hear that.
Person 1: Oh christ, I just realized I gave you an eyeful, sorry about that.
Person 2: No worries.
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Eyeful Tower
The enormous and magnificent-to-see iron-latticework 1000-plus-foot-tall "sky-needle" in Paris. France.
I could go all the way to the City Or Light to see the Eyeful Tower, but I'm content to watch YouTube videos of other people's visits to the lovely landmark.
Eyeful Tower by QuacksO February 6, 2019
Eyeful Tower
An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.
She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"
Eyeful Tower by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022
Mug's eyeful
A term coined by Alan Sugar. Meaning to make an ordinary product look like it has something special about it, even if it doesn't. A good example is a Stereo or Hi-Fi that has a lot of lights and dials to make it look advanced, when the actual quality isn't there.
Mug's eyeful by Foehn January 25, 2025