When one rants online and types up a whole wall of text. There is no exact definition of what an eyeful is despite what the example says below, except that it's a wall of text. (or multiple walls of text.)

The text equivalent of giving one an earful.

Person 1: I dunno how to describe my SO. I've heard from others that there's a good chance that they might be manipulative, possessive, and...
(About 2 to 6 paragraphs later)
Person 1: ... I don't know if it's working out.
Person 2: Shit dude, I'm sorry to hear that.
Person 1: Oh christ, I just realized I gave you an eyeful, sorry about that.
Person 2: No worries.

eyeful by Glennicus June 1, 2019

Related Words

eyeful • Eyeful Tower • Eyefully watching • Mug's eyeful • eye full • eefullanizess • Eyeflavor • eyefucker • Eyefuckery • eyepuls

Eyeful Tower

The enormous and magnificent-to-see iron-latticework 1000-plus-foot-tall "sky-needle" in Paris. France.

I could go all the way to the City Or Light to see the Eyeful Tower, but I'm content to watch YouTube videos of other people's visits to the lovely landmark.

Eyeful Tower by QuacksO February 6, 2019

Eyeful Tower

An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.

She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"

Eyeful Tower by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022

Mug's eyeful

A term coined by Alan Sugar. Meaning to make an ordinary product look like it has something special about it, even if it doesn't. A good example is a Stereo or Hi-Fi that has a lot of lights and dials to make it look advanced, when the actual quality isn't there.

"Just bought a flashy new stereo, but the sound quality is mediocre. It's a real mug's eyeful"

Mug's eyeful by Foehn January 25, 2025

eyefucker

someone who stares so hard at you, you feel like they are undressing you. And you feel very very uncomfortable

joe is an eyefucker

eyefucker by nicolelynn416@yahoo.com September 6, 2009

eyefucked

to eyefuck, it to literally fuck someone with your eyes, mentally imagining to have sex with this person.

similiar to undressing a person with your eyes,

i totally just eyefucked that guy over there!..

"oh my god Gary, that guy totally just eyefucked yhu" ...

eyefucked by crocs20 February 4, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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