thomage

When you enter a goat with a smile on your face

‘Hey Dan, guess what I did today?! What? A bit of Thomage! Oh poor Goat!’

thomage by Myassage June 1, 2023

Tim Thomased 

Tim Thomas, or, Timothy James Thomas, Jr. (born April 15, 1974), nicknamed "The Tank", is an American professional ice hockey goaltender for the Boston Bruins of the National Hockey League (NHL).

In the 2010-2011 Stanley Cup Finals, Thomas posted a shutout victory in Game 7 against the Vancouver Canucks.

Tim Thomased = To be denied or rejected of something of great importance

(Pronounced: Tim Thomas'd)

I tried to ask the waitress' out on a date but I got Tim Thomased!

I asked for raise but my boss Tim Thomased me!

Tim Thomased by 604LilMike June 18, 2011

thomased 

(verb) The act of placing pubic hair or hairs on ones food or drink. Also known as clarence thomased. The word is derived from the confirmation hearings of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. He is reported to have put pubic hair on the coke of one of his former female colleagues.

She felt the wire-like pubic hair in her mouth and spit it out, at that moment her friend screamed: "BITCH YOU'VE JUST BEEN THOMASED."

When they all realized he had pubic hair in his fried chicken they all screamed out: "NIGGA JUST GOT THOMASED."

THOMAS HIM! THOMAS HIM! PUT THE PUBIC HAIR ALL OVER HIS LEMONADE!

thomased by cdrosa August 3, 2006

clarence thomased 

(verb) to be clarence Thomased is to put pubic hair or hairs on someones food or drink. It is derived from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is reported to have put pubic hair on a female colleagues coke and then laughed at her about it.

After Ricky drank the cup with the pubic hair in it, Ron screamed out: You've just been clarence thomased nigga!

clarence thomased by cdrosa August 3, 2006

thamage 

An overbearing protector, with a particular fondness for weak animals, such as the cat, or the Trilobite.

Thamage riddled Lucinda with lead after Varsel had been called a whore.

thamage by Varsellisch October 24, 2020

thotage 

A word you throw in when someone is being a complete utter thot

Omg , would you look at that girl, uck, thotage

thotage by ciels thot January 21, 2018

thamage 

An overbearing protector with a particular fondness for weak animals, such as the cat, or the Trilobite.

Thamage riddled Lucinda with lead after Varsel had been called a whore.

thamage by Varsellisch October 24, 2020