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Don't hmu 

Some stupid shit middle schoolers say on their snapchat story when they are "depressed" and want attention.
Jess- Did you see Abi's story?

Gigi- Yeahh she posted don't hmu.
Jess- what happened to her?

Gigi- I don't care.
Don't hmu by monkeypott December 14, 2019
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don't hmu 

don't hit me up; don't text, call, or message.
im so busy rn, don't hmu
don't hmu by juulia69 March 3, 2021
A thmug is a slug, but a hotter version. Slug is an offensive word, but being called a thmug is saying that you are hot.... Without it being awkward!
Guy 1: Oh Man, that girl is hot.... But I don't know how to tell her without it being awkward!
Guy 2: Just call her a thmug!
Thmug by Thmuganator October 31, 2012
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026