thizzle dick 

when a man pops a e-pill, and his dick shrivels up when u take thizzles aka. e pills, E,X, ecstacy, beans, ECSTACY.
its probably one of the most heart saddening things for a guy.


TIP: never let a girl see it, u will get endless shit from them, for she will tell EVERYBODY

Ant: ah these pills are the shit man

Ted: ya but my thizzle dick is unbelivable i almost wanna cry.

Ant: dont worry bro i kno how u feel.

thizzle dick by mash potatoes October 6, 2008

twizzle dick 

An idiot of epic proportions. A World class fuck up.

Don’t let Joe carry the paint cans. That twizzle dick will spill them for sure.

twizzle dick by WesinHF June 15, 2018

Tizzle dick 

Left ward sloping penis

Shawn is tizzle dick

Tizzle dick by Pinkjesus October 27, 2022

twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.

Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.

twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

twizzledick

Noun: A penis that is shaped like a twizzler
Adj: The quality of being extraordinarily timid but loyal to one's peers despite the abuse suffered from them, and will often get the courage to buck up, yet easily reminded again of their twizzledickness.

Now get in the kitchen and fetch me some twizzlers, but not that kind, you twizzledick fucker.

twizzledick by Nope October 8, 2003