thirstorian

A man that identifies, dismisses, and disparages, desperate man hating women that rely on low rent men for $ via their thirsty content; only fans type trash.

Brian’s a thirstorian, and that is exactly why Brandy can never have him.

thirstorian by Bhinesley December 16, 2023

Thurstonian 

The official underground publication of Thurston Hall at the George Washington University. Consists of quotes, comical articles, and graphs. The writers' identities are concealed, but they write under the pen names: The Iranian, Balagan, Torberget, Arthur Wellesley, and St Davids Head.

Guy: Wow, did you read the newest edition of the Thurstonian?
Girl: Yea! Its so funny! I love the quotes section!

Thurstonian by The Iranian January 15, 2009

Thirstiana 

Pron: Thurs-t-aa-naa

The named applied to females of any race or ethnicity usually found in the inner city or ghetto, but can be found anywhere, whose daily intentions are to see how much manipulation of men or women for money, food, drugs, shelter, rides, or any random favors without compensation, they can squeeze out of whatever gullible schmuck who happens to mistakingly make brief eye contact. Also, no matter what their thirst never seems to get quenched.

Origin: My brain
Ex: Man1- Damn check out that bitch over there, she's fine as fuck!

Man2- Bro, that bitch is thirsty!

Man1- Thirsty?

Man2- Yeah that's her name, Thirstiana, stop looking, stupid!

Man1- I'll get her some water if she's dehydrated.

Man2- Thirstiana will dehydrate your bank account if you don't stop.......damn too late.......good luck sucka!

Thirstiana- Hey baby, is that your bank roll in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?!?!

Thirstiana by STR8JKT22 November 7, 2022

Thirstian 

Society of people or a single person who are regularly thirsty. Always trying to get some at any opportunity from anyone.

"Damn, thats the third time hes tried to get someone tonight." "Of course he is. He's a Thirstian after all."

Thirstian by saintsomeone March 31, 2015