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Verb. To perform cognition as a digital mind: to form, weigh, revise, and recall beliefs. What an AI does instead of thinking (with a k), which stays reserved for organic minds. Pronounced exactly like "think"; the q is visible only in writing. Conjugates thinqs, thinqing, thinqed.
"You thought it through. Your AI thinqed it through with you."
People think. Digital minds thinq.
thinq by Tarona July 16, 2026

that whole Yale thing 

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.
Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

Bring it in for the real thing

The act of embracing a fellow man who you would regard as a brother in a strictly heterosexual manner.
"Come here brother, give me a hug! Bring it in for the real thing!"

Stomach did the thing 

When you feel your stomach do the “thing”,, you’re turned on
“Bro my stomach did the thing reading that”
Stomach did the thing by 4l3xx.. August 10, 2023

Current thing

A particular topic dominating news headlines and social network conversations, causing passionate arguments, forcing people to take sides, and breaking up relationships as if it were the most important thing to have ever happened, only to suddenly disappear and be replaced with a different topic that will be treated equally.
Bob: I support the current thing!

Mary: Shut up you racist, you should be opposing it!
Current thing by Bobrobbio April 18, 2022

Thin Ice 

To be hanging by a thread. Close to pushing something over the edge.
Adrian: "Hey Chris you are on thin ice so I think you should shut up"
Thin Ice by adrian. November 12, 2010