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Thinking Man

A hazing type position that a fraternity pledge may assume when they answer a question incorrectly. Also known as a "Think about it"

The position is summarized as such:

- Your head goes on the ground,

- You lift yourself up like a plank position,
- Then put your hands behind your back.
Pledgemaster: "Think about why you pissed me off"

Pledges: *Get into a thinking man, and hold it as long as possible*
Thinking Man by Gluc April 19, 2021
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Thinking man's Friday 

Drinks that are had on a Thursday night to avoid the Friday bar rush, reserved specifically for the 'thinking man'.

Believed to have originated in mid-2011 in Chorlton, Manchester.
- Thinking man's Friday?
- Yeah, but only a few, work in the morning.
- Of course, we're thinking tonight.

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