1. I have zero personality and my obsession with my child borders on sickness
2. Yes, my child is acting like a brat in public and I'm doing nothing about it
3. I regret my own decisions, but I pretend that I don't; join me so I'm not so jealous of you
-"Man, I will NEVER allow my children to smear shit all over the neighbors!"
"Well, once you have kids you'll think differently!!!"-
"He needs to think differently"~Person who thinks their mind is better than yours. I'm glad I had this one primed. I've has this in the tabs for a week.
Hym "Trying to control what people think is far more morally repugnant than trying to control was they do. And the idea that I need to think differently is predicated on an a priori presupposition that you mind works better than mine. If your mood does not reflect your circumstance then you are delusional. It that 'This is fine' meme where everything is on fire. You don't give a shit about peoples mental health, you give a shit about denying yourself culpability. See, she's existing wrong and if only your thought were in her brain... Well then she'd be one of the true Scottsman! Golden and pure. Then you would cooperate. Then she could be allowed to exist qithin the confines of your solipsistic reality. This is you conflating the outcome of your life with the superiority of your ethos. Your ego can't take it. You can't NOT be the master of reality. You did realityright. And no one cam tell you otherwise."
“Here’s to the crazy ones - the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently - they’re not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the only people who are crazy enough to change the world, are the ones who do.”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.