things'll 

Things'll :
A contraction of the words things and will.

I'm sure things'll be fine

things'll by TdsoMs October 29, 2022

I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex 

A statement reflecting profound unhappiness.

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"

I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex by wykykr May 15, 2006

the very last thing I'll forget 

1. I could not care less.

2. I don't give a $#!7.

3. I really don't care.

TV Baby : Did you hear about (insert name of least favourite untalented Hollywood twitterati)?

Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)

the very last thing I'll forget by Guru Voodoo October 20, 2010