5 definitions by TdsoMs
A more derogatory version of the term newbie. Not only are they calling you a new player, or a noob, they are also insulting your skills, ad how terrible you are at the situation, game, activity, and literally anything. Although, it could be used in a friendly way. Your friend might call you a Nabu jokingly.
by TdsoMs March 6, 2023
by TdsoMs October 29, 2022
I was sitting with my girlfriend watching Netflix. The movie we were watching was hella boring, I couldn't go 3 seconds focusing on it. Eventually, I get a boner somehow I was even horny smh. Anyways my girlfriend notices and starts acting all flirtatious and seductive, and I was caught by surprise. She kisses me on the cheek and reaches her hand in my pants and starts stroking my cock. At least, that what she thought would do. "Wheres your cock?" I shook. "Uhh..it should be there, right?" She started feeling around. "Here stand up and pull down your pants." I did as she said and I revealed a 1 millimeter pecker. So small not recognizable by feel alone. "This is some sort of joke right?" There was silence. I didn't say a word. "Right!?" She became frantic now. She tried to give a handjob by rubbing half of her pinky on it. Nothing happened. After that I slowly and awkwardly pulled my pants up and we sat back down and watched the rest of the movie. After that incident, my girlfriend became more and more distant until she broke up with me and got some other guy. So what did we learn? Size doesn't matter unless your a biological disformity and you're an outcast. I guess I have good personality?
by TdsoMs June 5, 2023
Sex Story in 1.2.3:
All day I had an aching sensation to masturbate. My body yearned for some sexual attention, but since I was with my friend, it had to wait. We were hanging out and talking with ice cream cones from our hand. Ava started creased her eyebrow, looked up and down at me, then bit her lip and made this face. I blushed flustered, she must've been flirting with me. After I finished my cone she threw herself at me and slammed me on the nearest couch. "Ava, are you crazy?" I asked. 'No, but a bit horny." She winked at me and gently caressed my body with her hands. She made her way to my boner and pulled down my pants with no hesitation. She took off her clothes and started gently teasing my tip, then she started stroking my shaft faster and faster. My face was on fire, and my body was screaming in pleasure. I tried to conceal it, but moans started escaping my mouth, and I knew I was gonna cum. I tried to hold it cause I wanted to last longer but Ava noticed and said "Don't hold it in, big boy. Let it all in my mouth. C'mon." She started moaning louder and enticing me more and more, and eventually I relaxed and let my load out in her mouth. "Aww yess. So delicious-" she said with a mouthful of white fluid in her mouth.
All day I had an aching sensation to masturbate. My body yearned for some sexual attention, but since I was with my friend, it had to wait. We were hanging out and talking with ice cream cones from our hand. Ava started creased her eyebrow, looked up and down at me, then bit her lip and made this face. I blushed flustered, she must've been flirting with me. After I finished my cone she threw herself at me and slammed me on the nearest couch. "Ava, are you crazy?" I asked. 'No, but a bit horny." She winked at me and gently caressed my body with her hands. She made her way to my boner and pulled down my pants with no hesitation. She took off her clothes and started gently teasing my tip, then she started stroking my shaft faster and faster. My face was on fire, and my body was screaming in pleasure. I tried to conceal it, but moans started escaping my mouth, and I knew I was gonna cum. I tried to hold it cause I wanted to last longer but Ava noticed and said "Don't hold it in, big boy. Let it all in my mouth. C'mon." She started moaning louder and enticing me more and more, and eventually I relaxed and let my load out in her mouth. "Aww yess. So delicious-" she said with a mouthful of white fluid in her mouth.
She stroked my cock a bit more. but eventually started riding me. As soon as my penis got in her pussy, it was extremely wet, she must've been more horny than me! "I'd be lying if I said I never wanted this..." she whispered. I gripped her ass, and made my 10 inch cock go up and then down. "MMm- O-Oh my gosh, this feels~ Extravagant! Augh~ Yes i needed this soo bad!" She started messaging her clit. "This is so embarassing. I think I'm gonna cum already!" She started messaging her clit faster but I pulled her hand away and started rubbing her clit and her g-spot. "Oh my gosh. So sexy,.." She said. She started blushing and she turned her naughty expression into a face of ecstasy. She was letting me take control and was submitting to her pleasure. She squirted everywhere, and I came in her vagina. Her throbbing pink pussy was wet with her own cum, and mine. "Geez, we gotta become friends with benefits."
MY SEX STORY
MY SEX STORY
by TdsoMs October 12, 2023
Blinked is a term used when you use a strong magnet in order to instantly lock chromebooks or fry batteries. if you hover a strong magnet over near the lock button on a chromebook there is a high chance that you will instantly lock or in some severe cases, break your chromebook entirely.
by TdsoMs May 25, 2023