Theta Xi 

Home to the baddest motherfuckers in the Greek system. Brothers share a bond for life and will kick your ass if you try to fuck with it. Also some of the smartest and most fun people to hang out with. Girls love 'em, guys wanna be 'em.

Guy 1: Dude, were you at the Theta Xi party last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, JJ got drunk and fought two midgets. It was fuckin' sweet.

Theta Xi by KOdont3fuck0around9 June 2, 2007

theta xi 

Fraternity that the rejects of college join. Fat nerds join this frat so they can wear the t-shirt. Membership is open to anyone and everyone, because they have NO standards. Getting drunk and playing X-Box is how they roll.

Also known as "Date-a-guy"

Nerd guy 1: "Hooray! I'm in a frat! I'm cool now!"

Nerd guy 2: " Your XO shirt is cute. Do me. In the butt."

Professor: "Hmmm, Theta Xi has created another homo. Curse them!!!"

theta xi by jvarna5 January 28, 2008

Theta Nu Xi Multicultural Sorority, Incorporated  

Although not the first, Theta Nu Xi is number ONE for the fastest growing multicultural sorority. In the spring of 1996 Founding Monarch Melissa Jo Murchison-Blake was in search of sisterhood. Not wanting to disregard her Caucasian or African-American heritage, she, along with 6 beautiful women (Founding Monarchs: Geeta Nadia Kapur, Natalie Nacole Barker, Peggy Virginia Long, Katherine Ellen [Stanley, Brenda Imade Eribo, and Janelle Kalia Poe) founded MY Sorority, Theta Nu Xi Multicultural Sorority, INCORPORATED on April 11, 1997 at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

Theta Nu Xi is a product of scholarship, service, sisterhood, leadership, and multiculturalism operating on its mission statement as a foundation for cultural enrichment: To promote leadership multiculturalism through academic excellence, involvement in and service to the campus and community as well as being living examples of sisterhood across different races, cultures, religions, backgrounds, and lifestyles.

Theta Nu Xi has over 40 entities that span across the United States. With this continuing growth, I believe MY Sorority to be the change that I want to see in this world.

Me: What do you know about Theta Nu Xi Multicultural Sorority, Incorporated ?

You: The letters outwardly resemble ONE.

Theta Nu Xi Multicultural Sorority, Incorporated by ReSoul SP07 Sexy TRE December 22, 2008

alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega 

basically the full greek alphabet

person 1: do you know greek?
person 2: alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega.
person 1: you are good at greek!

alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022

The Taxi-Cab Confession 

When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"

"Me and Monica totally pulled the taxi-cab confession last night on this dumb paki!"

The Taxi-Cab Confession by EJG1234 April 7, 2009

the taxi cab 

when you have no lube and you go into the refrigerator and put a big glob of butter on your cock. you then stick your cock in the ass therefore giving that bitch The Taxi Cab

my girl was on her period last night and i needed to bust a nut off. i decided to fuck her the ass but we had no lube so i greased up my cock with butter giving her the taxi cab

the taxi cab by the Big Riggs February 21, 2009