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these nuts 

"Deez nutz", to dorky white kids who wanna be down with how it is in da hood.
Steven: "Hey C-Train did you start on that thesis yet?"
Clarence: "Who? What? What thesis? I mean...oh shoot, I fell for it again!"
Steven: "Thes-nuts!!! Ha ha you sucker I got you!"
Clarence: "Well I got your mom last night...oooooh you got dissed."
Steven: "Darn, that was a good one."
these nuts by Nick D February 8, 2004

These nuts 

a person on there knees putting a males private part in there mouth
These nuts by i told u so May 8, 2003

these nuts 

something that boys say after you say something just to be asses
me: Ur gay
boy: Ur gay these nuts
these nuts by Cheex July 12, 2004

these nuts 

guy: knock knock
guy 2: whos there
guy: nuts
guy 2: whos nuts
guy: these nuts fit on yo face
these nuts by da wok January 27, 2022

these nuts on your chin

Used as an ice breaker or high value comedic punchline. Might raise some suspicion over sexuality if used improperly.
Guy 1: You need to stop, man. Drugs will kill you.
Guy 2: I'd kill for these nuts on your chin
Guy 1: Stop playin'! This is serious!
Guy 2: ... These nuts were seriously on your chin.
these nuts on your chin by namatt February 28, 2017

these nuts on your chin

The phrase you say to anyone/everyone you have put your balls on. Especially if they were on the chin.
Your Boss: "Ok. Shifts over... you can go home now."
You: "Not until I put these nuts on your chin"

You: "I love you Dad."
Your Dying Father: "I love these nuts on your chin."