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She is the coolest chick you'll ever meet but has the most haters behind her. She brushes them off like nothing and does whatever she wants. Smartest person alive, people call her WikiOni! She can speak the best Greek and English and is the best at wording things nicely. She loves Starbucks coffee and John Mayer, oh and also Maroon 5. And for some reason every now and then when you hear her name you just want to scream G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

She has the most gorgeoustest green/blue/orange/grey eyes in the world and her wifey is named Yvette. :-)
That's my wifey Theoni, that's right! Run along puppy ecause she WILL bite your head off!
Theoni by RizzoBetty November 6, 2010
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theoni is my gurl...
shes cute, fun and very sexc and will listen to me.
if she loves me she will leave it alone (L)(L)(L)
i (L)(L) love (L)(L) theoni...
:D im never deleting this
theoni by tj November 7, 2004
Hot, cute and fun


all mine
theoni is hot, cute and fun and will let me win cause i (L) ya
Theoni by tj October 16, 2004
The forced removal of one's genitalia.
Man, I wish that chick would've only taken my kidney, but I totally got Theon'd.
Theon'd by Clarkcsm May 20, 2013

Ancient Astronaut Theorists 

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"

TheUnitedBlackNation 

TheUnitedBlackNation is a TransContinental National Republic consisting of the 3 SuperStates of UnitedBlackAmerika, UnitedStatesofAfrika and UnitedAmexem (UnitedCaribbean & Latin Amerika).
The ideology of TheUnitedBlackNation is All inclusiveness under the Banner of Original Humanity & Righteousness. (aka Blackness/Divinity) against corrupt Corporatocracy exploitation of the Planet & Her People/Children & being United to bring about conditions suitable for a 0% unemployment environment, health & wellness for the People & the Planet.
TheUnitedBlackNation by KingRighteous February 16, 2019

Complicity Theorist 

(noun) - a person who accepts the political narrative of the day unquestionably; consumes mainstream media like it was 1980; and is prone to submissiveness, outbursts of irrational fear, and public shaming of free-thinkers.
Dan and Scott are complicity theorists that believe State sanctioned censorship of free speech and protest are for the utilitarian greater good.

My mother is an avid complicity theorist who believes everything reported on main stream media and in government press conferences, without question.

Richard and Perle were operatives who used the Deep State apparatus to subliminally and insidiously control the minds of the unassuming general population through main stream media disinformation; complicity theorists soon became the societal norm.

Antonym: Conspiracy Theorist

Origin of Complicity Theorist: First recorded 2020 (Melbourne, Victoria - Australia)
Complicity Theorist by UtterSpace September 9, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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