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theft by vagina
Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.
theft by vagina by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022
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boob theft
Not to be confused with the theft of a boob/ies, this inter-relationship occurrence is characterized by the taking of ownership of a partner's mammary glands and accompanying “pillow-like” tissue.
boob theft by yabeanzboii April 19, 2022
Identity Theft Enabler's Act
a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft
I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!
Identity Theft Enabler's Act by SKY_DOG May 13, 2011
TheFryersmuck
The Fryersmuck is someone who posts nonsensical, wacky, and headscratchingly confusing comments in the hope they make more people smile than frown.
This person is a Nobody proving everybody can be a Somebody. Most importantly it is a different way of supporting Mumford and Sons, who at the end of the day are the the reason we get of our chairs and dance.
This person is a Nobody proving everybody can be a Somebody. Most importantly it is a different way of supporting Mumford and Sons, who at the end of the day are the the reason we get of our chairs and dance.
TheFryersmuck by Curlyy October 5, 2012
Polish Identity Theft
Me: My credit score went up and my car is now paid? WTF?
You: You are a victim of Polish Identity Theft
You: You are a victim of Polish Identity Theft
Polish Identity Theft by Joey Paisan May 10, 2011
grand theft borrower
A term used to describe a person who continually tries to borrow money but has no actual intention of ever paying the money back although prior to receiving the loan they will say anything under the sun to convince the lender that they will get their money back. Once the loan is made, the grand theft borrower will intentionally avoid the matter.
Big John's cousin advised him that she needed $300 to fix her car and promised that she would no doubt pay him back by the end of the week. When Big John saw her at the nail shop two weeks later, he realized his cousin was a grand theft borrower and he was screwed.
grand theft borrower by Sacramento Solon December 20, 2016