thebenglish 

a nonsense word often used by pedantic morons

Not originally a proper English word but has been added to thebenglish vocabulary as so many people have adopted its usage.

thebenglish by oh, I have so many names! March 29, 2023

Teenglish

The language teenagers speak that grown ups don't understand because they are not "down with it".

My twelve year old niece keeps posting Teenglish in her Facebook statuses and I don't understand a thing she says.

Teenglish by SlayerKat February 16, 2010

Tweenglish 

Noun (n) - The sort of English you come across occasionally that is incomprehensible.

Generally, this form of English is spoken by "tweens" or pre-teens who pretend they're much older than they really are and have access to Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or other similar social networking websites.
Your brain may short circuit when reading said English and your soul may die a little (or a lot. Symptoms vary.)

Normal educated person: What's your favorite TV show?
Tween speaking "Tweenglish": 0MGddd idn mayb prty lil liurz or vampyure daires defanateli!!!!!!

Tweenglish by TurdyChan July 19, 2010

Tweenglish 

Twee +English=Tweenglish

Characterised by the frequent use of an 's' and random typos and the replacement of words with random terms that are also typos sometimes and bear no relation to the intended meaning.
It is also highly infections ......
but if you know her well, u kinda get the hang of this random gibberish soon.

I didn't want to boast by tweenglish is cool
But****

Yoochun and twee maych made in heaven
Natch***
Match**

Tweenglish by Tweee05 October 23, 2019