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The window

Right before you break up with your gf, you have sex with her one last time, doggystyle, in front of a window. Make sure she's looking out the window. You pull out momentarily and get a friend to take your place. You then walk outside where she's looking out the window and wave to her.
Haha, I gave my bitch the window!
The window by primox April 11, 2005
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the window is open 

what you say to your best friend when the one girl that got away is single again.
Chad: Dude, Courtney just got divorced, the window is open!
Brad: Oh shit!

The Window Pickle 

When a man is having sex with a woman doggy style he reaches around and poops a little turd in his own hand, then he reaches up with the turd and smacks it on the woman's forehead and slides it down her face. It is said to resemble the streak made on a window if you take a pickle out of a burger and throw it on a window and watch it slide down.
Example of the window pickle in conversation

Last night was awesome!, I window pickled Lisa!
The Window Pickle by coalpha December 23, 2009

The Window Game

When you're at a red light get the person in the passenger seat to roll down their window and ask the driver in the next lane to roll down theirs. Once they do, roll yours back up and stare straight ahead. Try as hard as you can not to laugh.
Erick pulled The Window Game on some lady and she got all mad. She cut us off and started yelling at us at the next light. I couldn't stop laughing.
The Window Game by c00lbeans October 11, 2011

the window switch 

you and you're buddy have to secretly plan this, and you have to be cool with your buddy fucking your girl.

when having sex with your girlget her over to a window, have your buddy quietly and quickly switch with you so now he is fucking the girl. then you run around outside to the window and wave to the girl
me and my bud pissed this girl off when we pulled the window switch on her
the window switch by bigbadmet October 16, 2007

The Window Of Opportunity 

when you are giving it to a chick doggy style in front of a window; you are both facing the window. You pull out and let a friend take over while you run outside and wave to the chick you were nailing through the window while your friend is doing her. She will be very confused after this.
oh dude, last night jessica freaked out when josh and I gave her the window of opportunity.

The Window Trick 

When you are fucking a girl while she is facing the window. you have your friend in the closet without her knowing then slip out fast and he moves in. you then go outside and wave in the window and at that point the girl will go crazy.
I was at Stanford University the other day and me and John pulled the Window Trick on this bitch.
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