the white stuff 

n. (1) Cocaine, particularly the fine powder of higher purity that is preferred for snorting by the wealthy. However, it CAN sometimes refer to crack rock in the ghetto.

(2) The mixture of partially hydrogenated, synthetic, spun fats and corn sweeteners that constitutes the standard filling in an Oreo cookie.

Her friends always knew that Courtney Love had a predilection for the white stuff.



Cop: Do you have anything on you that I need to know about?

Demetrius: Naw man, we doin' it all proper this time...NAW, whatchu wanna look in there for, man...SHIT that ain'tcho bidness man...

Cop: What's this? (pulls out a sack of crack rocks.)

Demetrius: (Sigh) That's the white stuff, just a little. I'm sorry officah. I ain't never gonna...

Cop: Looks more yellow that white. Did you cook this up, Demetrius? Be honest with me now.

Demetrius: Yessah. Mostly bakin' soda an' some chalk an' some Rat-B-Gone. I'm really sorry officah. I ain't ever gonna...

Cop: (Puts "Big D" into cruiser.) Watch your head there son.

the white stuff by Carl Willis August 26, 2004

The White Stuff 

Another word for cum or precum. Best used trying to explain orgasm to little kids

Just got of porn and now I have The White Stuff all over my pants

The White Stuff by Die hard Eshay March 19, 2022

The White Stuff. 

1. The stuff in the middle of an Oreo.
2. Man Juice.
3. Coke.

1. I love the white stuff, baby, in the middle of an Oreo!
2. ...And then I sprayed my white stuff all over her face!
3. Gimme another hit of that white stuff, man.

The White Stuff. by Kristof88 July 15, 2004

i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere 

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023

Pee the white stuff 

To ejaculate. To have one's sperm shoot out of the penis after intercourse, typically onto a woman's stomach or back right after you pull out, for safety's sake. This does not occur during the act of making love, this is solely reserved for hot, passionate and animalistic urges for pleasure, not procreation.

So, I was fucking my girlfriend the other day and right before I finished, I had to pee the white stuff all over the place.

Pee the white stuff by GFY-april2008 February 4, 2010

White stuff on the G spot 

A mysterious white spot often seen covering the letter G in the word Nutmeg on a spice bottle when someone has dropped acid. Often used as an expression or indication that someone has started tripping.

Dallas wants to know why there's white stuff on the G spot again.

Sean just said he's starting to see white stuff on the G spot already.

White stuff on the G spot by JCross July 24, 2008

Doing The White Trash Shuffle 

A redneck woman's husband or baby Daddy goes to jail. Imediately or soon there after she starts frequenting nearby trailers,RVs or campers selling sexual favors for money to feed and house herself and/or spawn

Neck#1-" Did you hear Darlene's husband Richard went to jail for domestic violence and DUI the other day?"
Neck#2-"No way man that's like twice this month!"
Neck#1-" Yeah man I caught her going into Monroe's camper the day after he was arrested.

Neck#2-"Dang that's the fastest I ever seen someone start Doing The White Trash Shuffle !"

Doing The White Trash Shuffle by Duckuverymuch December 29, 2019