The weasels
The weasels by kaykaykaykaykaykay January 15, 2011
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The weasels
A organised gang of hardened criminals that go by the name of 'The Weasels'. Whilst they are known for their drug trafficking and racketeering, they are also known for their sly and brutal retaliations of enemy gangs. Such retaliations include the group raping of every facial orifice then skinning the head of their freshly raped victims.
One of their members known as 'The Muscle' has been know to use torture methods such as placing as many electrical plug sockets as he could, up the anus of known undercover operatives trying to uncover the gangs grizzly secrets.
Organised gangs across the globe know to fear and respect them.
One of their members known as 'The Muscle' has been know to use torture methods such as placing as many electrical plug sockets as he could, up the anus of known undercover operatives trying to uncover the gangs grizzly secrets.
Organised gangs across the globe know to fear and respect them.
The weasels by Doomboon October 22, 2013
grease the weasel
grease the weasel by Kermit Barnaby September 11, 2005
pull of the weasel
The desire or temptation to do something mischievous, illegal, immoral or weaselly, usually for personal gain or a good laugh.
Unable to fight the pull of the weasel, Penn placed advertisements for strip clubs and escort services between the pages of the Gideon's Bible in his hotel room.
pull of the weasel by Rick Pearce December 9, 2008
Roping The Weasel
A term for whacking it.
Person 1:I roped that weasel so much last night it became numb.
Person 2: Dudeeee Roping The Weasel, classsic
Person 2: Dudeeee Roping The Weasel, classsic
Roping The Weasel by $ The Wealthy Possum Hunter $ October 2, 2010
whacking the weasel
whacking the weasel by JaYceE October 5, 2003
Squeeze The Weasel
Squeeze The Weasel by thankyouimjane February 22, 2007
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