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A position executed during certain aquatic types of sexual intercourse. For example, in the bath, at your local water park, in the shower, the village lake, etc. It is an upside down position therefore it is recommended that all participants are able to hold their breath underwater for 7 minutes minimum.

She took the towns baker to the village lake when she craved the intense feeling of the water bottle.

the water bottle by Thewaterbottlequeen September 1, 2017

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The Water Bottle Crisis

When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!

The Water Bottle Crisis by GaiaW August 18, 2023

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The water bottle crisis

When someone has an excessive amount of empty plastic bottles in their room

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis up in here?!

The water bottle crisis by GaiaW August 18, 2023

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Dropping the water bottle

An alternative term to describe the action of masturbation. Specifically refers to the point of climax. Hence dropping a water bottle causes it's contents to "squirt" out the top.

Friend: "What took you so long?"
Me: "Sorry, I was dropping the water bottle."

Dropping the water bottle by DaRealMK October 16, 2016

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You have the whole Water Bottle!

A saying said after ‘Stop the cap’ which means something is REALLY cap

BFF:You kissed my Girlfriend!

Me:Stop the cap!

BFF:Nah nah, I have proof!

Me:Must be photoshop because you have the whole water bottle!

You have the whole Water Bottle! by TackyTackyYoy October 9, 2021

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the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

the bottled water bandit by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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