the water bottle

A position executed during certain aquatic types of sexual intercourse. For example, in the bath, at your local water park, in the shower, the village lake, etc. It is an upside down position therefore it is recommended that all participants are able to hold their breath underwater for 7 minutes minimum.

She took the towns baker to the village lake when she craved the intense feeling of the water bottle.

by Thewaterbottlequeen September 1, 2017

The Water Bottle Crisis

When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!

by GaiaW August 18, 2023

The water bottle crisis

When someone has an excessive amount of empty plastic bottles in their room

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis up in here?!

by GaiaW August 18, 2023

Dropping the water bottle

An alternative term to describe the action of masturbation. Specifically refers to the point of climax. Hence dropping a water bottle causes it's contents to "squirt" out the top.

Friend: "What took you so long?"
Me: "Sorry, I was dropping the water bottle."

by DaRealMK October 16, 2016

You have the whole Water Bottle!

A saying said after ‘Stop the cap’ which means something is REALLY cap

BFF:You kissed my Girlfriend!

Me:Stop the cap!

BFF:Nah nah, I have proof!

Me:Must be photoshop because you have the whole water bottle!

by TackyTackyYoy October 9, 2021

the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021