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The Wank 

a gesture in which one pretends to masterbate WITHOUT actually doing so, this is a symbol to females meaning don't waste my time
After giving Jamie the wank, Julius was slapped across the face.
The Wank by Andy Richter December 26, 2006

The Wank 

Slang term for "westbank" - An area on the oppisite side of the mississippi river from New Orleans.
I'm taking the ferry over to The Wank to see the Mardi Gras museum
The Wank by biddy diddy June 23, 2017

The wank bank 

A secret folder called the wank bank that contains very hot pictures of woman that you jerk off to thus the wank bank
Just added a new picture to the wank bank cant wait to open it later
The wank bank by Lord of fartz December 7, 2018

The Wank Dance 

A dance, similar to the mashed potato dance, but used by young women who think a wank is a type of dance. To do the dance, you simply smack your fists on top of each other.
Sara: Hey, you wankin'?
Sion: Um..No. I'm doing the mashed potato dance.
Sara: Aren't they like..the same thing?
Sion: You're wank, you know that?
Sara: Yup! *Begins to do The Wank Dance*
The Wank Dance by The Wiggles kids August 24, 2012

The Wank That Stank 

A book about Adam
The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.

thomas the wank engine 

Someone who masturbates all the time , giving them the nickname Thomas the wank engine.
Thomas the wank engine ...fap ...fap ....fap
thomas the wank engine by Megalumps December 5, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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