the vetter
the vetter by parkay September 24, 2004
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the veteran treatment
n. to be deeply thanked for one’s service but also profoundly disappointed in how one has been treated.
To recieve the veteran treatment after returning home from war and then go back out to do another tour of duty, that takes real guts.
Why are you doing all of this overtime and extra work, you know they are just going to give you the veteran treatment?!
Foreign translators who give their lives for their country and America and then are deny visas are just another example of politicians and government giving people the veteran treatment
Why are you doing all of this overtime and extra work, you know they are just going to give you the veteran treatment?!
Foreign translators who give their lives for their country and America and then are deny visas are just another example of politicians and government giving people the veteran treatment
the veteran treatment by Dialect October 20, 2014
The Veterans
A group of guys who are known for their amazing capability to drink large quantities of alcohol - to be granted access to the group you must be over 18 and you must prove to the group that you are in fact a god when it comes to drinking - the group contains only 5 members (Veteran.1 - Mitch, Veteran.2 - Brad, Veteran.3 - Tim, Veteran.4 - Mathew, Veteran.5 James)
Upon being accepted into the group you receive a set of dog tags with your name and birthdate on one and on the other your veteran number..
Note: The group is extremely lazy and there are 2 other members that have been accpeted into the group but have yet to receive their tags names being Darren, Tom and honourary member Ben (he is known as the medic as he has diabetes)
Upon being accepted into the group you receive a set of dog tags with your name and birthdate on one and on the other your veteran number..
Note: The group is extremely lazy and there are 2 other members that have been accpeted into the group but have yet to receive their tags names being Darren, Tom and honourary member Ben (he is known as the medic as he has diabetes)
Man "I tried to drink a Veteran under the table last night"
Man2 "lol you idiot, how did you go?"
Man "Not well I was fucking blind by the time I got to my 12th beer"
Man2 "and they were still sober!?"
Man "they were sober as birds, fucking Resilient bastards, I will tell you that much!!, The Veterans!! I wish I was one!"
Man2 "lol you idiot, how did you go?"
Man "Not well I was fucking blind by the time I got to my 12th beer"
Man2 "and they were still sober!?"
Man "they were sober as birds, fucking Resilient bastards, I will tell you that much!!, The Veterans!! I wish I was one!"
The Veterans by Veteran Number 4. February 18, 2010
the veteran
When you take one last drag of your cigarette before entering an establishment, preferably a Walmart super center, and exhaling the smoke as you walk through the sliding doors. In order to be a pure veteran, you must blow the smoke on an unsuspecting customer, usually a woman with her kids, or possibly the greeter.
I hate going to walmart, every time I leave someone gives me the veteran and I go home smelling like cigarettes.
the veteran by bdb69 September 5, 2016
Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans convention
Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans Convention was the guest honor. Hanoi Jane called the veterans baby murderers and losers. She was shocked that the riot started because she wanted to show them her Vietnam trip photos.
Jane Fonda at the Vietnam Veterans convention by queensburykid July 31, 2022
r/TheLetterH-r/TheLetterG War
r/TheLetterH-r/TheLetterG War by Void-The-Umbreon. March 14, 2022
r/theletterh
A subreddit that used to be a funny shitposting community creating shitposts from the letter of the Latin alphabet "H", but it suddenly went downhill since a "genius" created another subreddit called r/theletterwars, in which it later became a religious community with a bunch of 12 year olds worshipping H and saying that the letter G is hell. And this subreddit accepts raiding, which breaks the terms of service.
r/theletterh before:
P1: H
P2: H?
P1: HHH
r/theletterh now:
P1: H IS THE GREATEST AND G IS FUCKING STUPID
P2: YES I AGREE H IS GOD
P3: G
P1 and P2: **extremely high pitched demonic g-phobic screeching intensifies**
P1: H
P2: H?
P1: HHH
r/theletterh now:
P1: H IS THE GREATEST AND G IS FUCKING STUPID
P2: YES I AGREE H IS GOD
P3: G
P1 and P2: **extremely high pitched demonic g-phobic screeching intensifies**
r/theletterh by IdekIForgotMyName February 21, 2021
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