Definitions by parkay

cheeky chicquita 

The act of employing a banana, or similarly shaped vegetable as a primer for anal penetration.

Lee said his girl let him give her a cheeky chicquita.

cheeky chicquita by parkay September 24, 2004

middle school 

The act of piggy backing off of anothers joke with less than funny results.

Tom:Where were you 5 years ago Gary?
Randy: He was in High School
cue laughter
Paul:NO! Middle school!!!
Silence; Crickets; Tumbleweed
Paul:MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

middle school by parkay September 24, 2004

morse code 

Having sexy intercourse with several people in your work, and never breathe a word to anyone.

He nailed everyone in HQ and kept it in Morse Code.

morse code by parkay September 24, 2004

the cunnigham close 

Screwing a customer both professionally and physically.

So what we'll need to do is get your paystubs, W2's, credit card information, and you in the missionary position.

the cunnigham close by parkay September 24, 2004

the vetter 

Pretending to be deaf so that you don't have to listen to your loan officers complaints.

Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve!!!!!

the vetter by parkay September 24, 2004

lead whore 

A person in a sales environment that tries to take more leads than everyone else. Grabbing at them, like loose cookies in Ethiopia.

Ray was grabbing deals of the hotline like a stinkin lead whore.

lead whore by parkay September 24, 2004

the escalator 

A sexual act wherein the lady has to give the man a boost up with a cushion, phone book, or ladder in order to reach her labia.

"Paul M.'s wife could not get off even though they used the escalator.

the escalator by parkay September 20, 2004