To eat a girl out when she is on her period then give her a hickey. The blood from your lips along with the mark from the hickey resembles a vampire bite.
Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'
-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!
A show on the CW that is based on L.J. Smith's Vampire Diaries novels. The show centers around Elena Gilbert (Nina Dobrev) and her discovery that vampires exist in her hometown of Mystic Falls. Elena and Stefan (Paul Wesley) are swept up in a dangerous romance as secrets are uncovered and enemies are revealed. Damon (Ian Somerhalder) is Stefan's reckless and manipulative brother who has a soft side for Elena. The brothers are rivals in love and fought over their maker Katherine. Season 2 marks Katherine's return to Mystic Falls. Havoc will be wreaked and games will be played.