The vampire

When your banging a chick on her period and then pull your bloody dick out and shove it in her mouth

The mayor was at Lindsey’s house and did the vampire on her while her convict husband layer asleep on the sofa.

by Skiddy1 January 14, 2019

ST5

A clingy person who achieves stage 5 status.... the highest possible

Victoria is an ST5. She’s got more cling than a crab on a pubic hair wrapped in Saran Wrap.

by Skiddy1 July 19, 2018

prune packer

When a person “jams” a prune in their butt and then gets fuck in the ass making anal jelly.

Chad likes jelly sandwiches so he hangs out with Alex because he’s such a prune packer.

by Skiddy1 July 18, 2018

prune packer

When a person “jams” a prune in their butt and then gets fuck in the ass making anal jelly.

Chad likes jelly sandwiches so he gangs out with Alex because he’s such a prune packer.

by Skiddy1 July 18, 2018