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The Tyson Toast
When a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to climax you pull out of her mouth, nut in her ear, and proceed to bite her ear off. Do so as if her ear is the bread and the nut is the condiment.
The Tyson Toast by Humphrey III September 22, 2019
The Tyson Shot
The Tyson Shot by Captain Roger February 6, 2003
The Tyson Shot
The Tyson Shot by mcmoe February 4, 2004
The Mike Tyson experience
The mike tyson experience is when your about to cum on a girls face, you cum and when her face is covered in your cum you proceed to haymaker that hoe in the face so hard that she forgets her name. Biting off her ear is optional.
The Mike Tyson experience by uwuwuwuwuwuwuuuuwwuwuw July 13, 2022
The Mike Tyson
Upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you jizz. This tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. Oops.
The Mike Tyson by Steve Shifty Shaft January 18, 2011
The Mike Tyson
The Mike Tyson by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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