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The terrorist 

When you face time the man with the girl who is cheating on him with while she’s on her knees looking like she just got fucked (which she did) you tell him with a rag covering your face saying “say goodbye to him” she says good by while you nut all over her face
Marc’s girl found out he was cheating on him so she got with somebody to do the terrorist to Marc shit was fuucked uuup
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(The) Terrorist Fist Jab 

a sex act involving a particular verbal cue that is followed by penetration of another's anus.
when a man, while engaged in coitus with a woman in the doggie-style position, performs (The) Terrorist Fist Jab by shrieking an expletive in faux Arabic then inserting his fist into the woman's anus.

Manny the terrorist 

His dad owns a Deli with rats and bugs. HIS DAD SELLS C4 and BOMBS TO BLOW UP BUILDINGS
MANNY THE TERRORIST JUST BLEW UP A BUILDING
Manny the terrorist by G7 MILKY April 5, 2017

The Albanian Terrorist 

Sticking a cell phone in someones ass sideways then sending the phone threatening text messages.
Jeff either has sand in his vagina or someone just gave him "The Albanian Terrorist" cuz he is pissed!

Achmed the dead terrorist 

funny dead terrorist who makes fun of muslims, jews, terrorists and anything else to do with the middle east
Achmed the dead terrorist: I KILL YOU!!!

Achmed the dead terrorist 

A funny show on YouTube and some American TV channel created by Jeff Dunham
"Hey, watch this video."
"What is it?"
"It's Achmed the dead terrorist."
"Oh I've seen that, dude. It's so [fuckny]!"

Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist 

A skeleton ventiliquists dummy who is famous for his phases 'Silence! I kill you!', 'Stop touching me!' and 'Knock Knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Me! I kill you!'

As Ahkmed is the body of an Muslim Suicide Bomber working for Bin Laden, some people may recognise accent and phrases and take offence, paticullarly if they are Muslim, or Indian. (Not being racist here)
Joey: Hey, I got Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist on my cell phone!
Steve: 'Cool! Let's hear it!'
Ahkmed: 'Silence! I kill you!'
Masood: 'Is that a suicide bomber? That's so racist!'
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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