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the suicide machines 

one of the best freakn punk bands in the world
man, those guys are almost as good as the suicide machines

the suicide machines 

The suicide machines sing about how stupid our government is!
the suicide machines by bitchy October 12, 2003

the suicide bomb 

While receiving fellatio you hold your partners head down and without informing them you ejaculate into their mouth screaming JIHAD!
Partner: Tell me when you are gonna cum.
You: oh yeah, don't worry just keep going. oh yeah.
Partner: mmpphhhh
You: oh yeah! JIHAD! (holding head firmly down possibly with two hands)
Partner: mph cough gag
You: How'd you like the suicide bomb?
Partner: You Fucking asshole.
the suicide bomb by LFT April 26, 2008

the suicide bomb 

The suicide bomb is when you take a dump on a women's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Quran.
She said she was down with scat. So I bought a Quran, shit on her chest, and wiped it off. She asked "what the fuck was that?" Told her it was called the suicide bomb.
the suicide bomb by Bob Noneya November 12, 2019

the suicide bomber 

taking a shit on one's chest and wiping it up with pages of the koran
i used the suicide bomber on that chick at the library.
the suicide bomber by brimon21 October 23, 2007

The suicide shot 

When your titty fucking and you finish under their chin like a bullet through the dome
I pulled it out of her ass and hit her with the suicide shot
The suicide shot by Cosmicsand December 3, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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