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The Cow in the Steakhouse 

Cunty Women who work in steakhouses, are usually overweight and commonly called Molly or Karen. Nobody Likes a Cow in the steakhouse
"Molly is definitely the cow in the steakhouse"

The Texan Steakhouse 

The act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans vagina. The female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. Once finished, the male then spreads the female's buttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the anus. The male then eats the trifle with a spoon. Afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.
I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE 

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.
Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

The outback steakhouse

when you do the Dylan Mulvaney tuck and have your partner (even the dog) go to town on your trail mix.
I went on a first date and took him to the Outback Steakhouse!

Crushing the Steak House 

I was crushing the steak house and he loved It

the sookie stackhouse

The most mind-blowing blowjob a person can give. This act enables a man to reach the highest form of ecstasy.
Did you give him the sookie stackhouse last night?
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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