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The Splats 

Diiiiiiaarrrheeeeaaaa.
Oh no...I've got...the splats.
The Splats by 13 March 26, 2003

The splats 

Jeff: That cheerleader may be fat as hell, but she is incredible at doing the splats.
The splats by Meldon October 26, 2009

Cat and the Splat

Sticking "Thing One" and "Thing Two" into the mouth of the blindfolded female participant of an MMF threesome, and trying to climax before she can recite the entirety of Dr. Seuss' "Cat in the Hat" from memory.
"My throat is so sore!"

"Are you getting sick?"

"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."
Cat and the Splat by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

Punched and put in the slats

If something gets punched and put in the slats it gets killed and strung up in the slatted house. When cows go to the slaughter house they get punched and put in the slats.

The punch comes from a cattle gun. Seen in the film "No country for old men".
Person A: He/She is at it again.
Person B: They should be punched and put in the slats.

The Splash Zone 

The area in which one is subject to getting wet from female ejaculation.
Kaner needs to throw on the poncho and ski googles because he is in the splash zone tonight.
The Splash Zone by j bone July 14, 2013

The Splash Back

When you are doing your business and stand to close to the urinal and a splash of urine gets on your clothes.
Don't stand to close to the urinal or you will get The Splash Back and stain your white shorts.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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