The Spatula 

(Adj)
What one becomes when you "turn" someone gay.

Suzie Q- "Billy Bob Jr. broke up with me, he's now going for my brother..."
Jane Doe- "That makes you The Spatula."

The Spatula by cheez-itz10101010 May 12, 2011

The Spatula Man

the person who wields the coolest spatula

i have the coolest spatula therefor i am the spatula man

The Spatula Man by Poo man November 19, 2003

butter the spatula 

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.

Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.

butter the spatula by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022