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the slims

punk ass terrorists who have sex with donkey cuz they womens is too ugly. taxi cab drivin, sister fuckers. aka. pakis/bins/alla-fuckers. short for muslims.
yo i need a cab, flag the slim down.
fuckin slims.
that slim looks shady
by slimkilla November 27, 2003
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the sims

A curiously addicting simulation game by Maxis, in which one creates and controls an enviorment modeled after our own, giving one a "God-like" power.

This game allows you to build characters (called Sims), which includes customizing their clothing, personality (and thus, zodiac signs), careers, and homes.

All Sims speak in their own interesting, nonsensical language, which is conveyed also by convenient "bubbles" over their heads that express fascinating topics such as skiing, ufos, economics, or perhaps food.

Unlike today's society, Sims are not restricted by gender, sexual orientation, appearance, nor skin color, although they may not be very bright. Sims face many obstacles throughout their days, such as going through doorways when another Sim is in their path-- often leaving them utterly baffled and confused. They also have a tendency to leap to their death when there is a kitchen fire, for they cannot resist the need to run toward it and express their terror and fear in the form of screaming, flailing, and thought bubbles.
The Sims scenario
Sim 1: Oh my. What is this quaint contraption? Ah! A doorway! Oh, what's this? Why, another Sim is in the doorway! How ever will I pass? Surely I couldn't just squeeze by, or ask Mortimer to move, for I am but a humble Sim, and cannot manage such a feat! Therefore I will just stand here and shrug repeatedly until I am manually placed elsewhere by my Master.
by Casey St.John September 22, 2005
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The Sims 2

The sequel to The Sims created by Maxis and EA Games. The Sims 2 has a lot more features than The Sims and is based on reality with some fiction.

It has expansion packs such as The Sims 2 University, The Sims 2 Nightlife, The Sims 2 Open For Business, and a new rumored expansion involving pets. The stuff packs include The Sims 2 Family Fun Stuff Pack and The Sims 2 Glamour Life Stuff Pack. More should come in the later years.

The Sims 2 is one of the best and most advanced games yet. From cradle to grave, it's you who plays God. You control your sims with different interactions and they have needs. You make them eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc. Or you can kill them. It's all up to you.

They have their own language, Simlish!

You can create their appearance and choose which clothes to wear, etc. You can mix their genes and they have their own family tree! They also can interact with other sims as well. They can get married, have children, etc. They have different life stages too. It goes like this: baby, toddler, child, teen, young adult (University Exp.), adult, and elder.

It's a very fun game and has a lot of things to do. I can't give out all the information so you'll just have to see for yourself. :)
The Sims 2 is an excellent game that most people will love. Humorous, romantic, wacky. I recommend this game. It works amazing on upgraded computers. You'll need a lot of RAM and a good video card to make the picture look great. People with old computers that don't have a lot of RAM, a good updated video card, and other stuff won't find this game impressing. It will go rather slow and the picture won't look good either. But, if you have an updated computer, check this game out. It's amazing especially the first time you actually see it on screen.
by Sim fan September 7, 2008
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The Sims

A computer game made by Maxis with the curious ability to be addicting for 2 weeks, then it gets boring for about a year, then you play it for another two weeks nonstop. Repeat.
"Duuuuude, i got re-addicted to The Sims. Again."
by ThatOneGuyAgain May 19, 2009
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The Sims

Guy 1: Hey, Dude! I'm makin' these two chicks have sex.

Guy 2: Dude, I made two guys do it yesterday.

Guy 1: Get the hell away from me.
by Tommy Vercetti April 24, 2004
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The Sims 3

The 3rd installment of The Sims franchise. It is a life-simulation, where you create characters, known as Sims, and live out their lives.

You get to choose how your Sim looks, what their personality is, their family size, their house, everything about their lives is created by you. You must also pay attention to your Sim's needs and wants. Needs are what keep your Sims alive and/or well (hunger, bladder, hygiene, etc). Wants are things that your Sims want to do, which you can either acknowledge or deny. Things like trying out fishing, or try a new recipe, etc.

One of the new features in the Sims 3 is the Open Neighbourhood, which basically means you can go from your house to downtown without loading screen. This was not possible in The Sims or The Sims 2.

Now, for some of the bad aspects of The Sims 3.

In general, EA (the The Sims creator) is known for creating MANY expansion packs for The Sims games. They even create "item packs" which are packages of new items like furniture, or hairstyles for Sims, etc.

Even worse, in The Sims 3, they have also implemented this new Sims online store where you buy items with real money over the internet. Many items are purposely taken out of The Sims 3 so that you have to buy them through either the endless expansion packs, or the Sims online store. Honestly, EA loves to take all of it's LOYAL customers' money.

If you want more info. on this game, see The Sims or just google it.
Person 1: OMG I GOT THE SIMS 3 I'M SO EXCITED!!!!

Person 2: What is "The Sims"?

Person 1: .......HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK!?!?!!?!
by sdrawkcab2 October 25, 2009
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