TEss's definitions

disaster.com

when your whole life has gone to shit.

"Last night was disaster.com"

by tess April 23, 2006

Cake

The code word of going all the way with somone or haveing sex.

She has eaten cake with him like 7 times.

by tess September 23, 2005

soco

what people from northern california (Nor*Cal) like to call southern california

"I'm taking a trip to soco this weekend"

by Tess March 17, 2005

difranco

an extremely talented lesbian folk singer (with really cool hair)

"Imagine your a girl just trying to finally come clean, knowing full well they'd prefer you were dirty and smiling"

by Tess January 2, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

The ugly sister. The perfect extreme-makover candidate. The perfect Swan candidate.The frustrated sister who's trying to hard to break away from the shadow. An average girl who cannot sing but fakes it anyway.

If you've envied your big sister all your life because she has everything you don't; the voice, the beauty, the body, the man, the money: then you're an Ashlee Simpson

by tess December 31, 2004

Buckets

Kissing moment, I could have kissed you.... but i didnt

uhhh look or a "loving" experience

by tess December 13, 2004

monkey man

the superhero on Hey Arnold. He lives in a box downtown in his monkey pajamas and a stuffed money. He's obsessed with bananas and is all about "protecting the weak and downtrodded" He goes around at 1 am screaming "I AM MONKEY MAN!!!"

Monkey Man: "I am MONKEY MAN!!"
Bob: "Monkey Man is awesome."

by Tess October 24, 2004